Just For Fun!



It's simply the names of the chemical elements set to a possibly recognizable tune.

There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium
And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium
And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium
And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium,
Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium
And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium
And gold, protactinium and indium and gallium (inhale)
And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium.

There's yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium
And boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium
And strontium and silicon and silver and samarium
And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium and barium.

Isn't that interesting?
I knew you would.
I hope you're all taking notes, because there's gonna be a short quiz next period.

There's holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium
And phosphorus and francium and fluorine and terbium
And manganese and mercury, molybdenum, magnesium,
Dysprosium and scandium and cerium and cesium
And lead, praseodymium and platinum, plutonium,
Palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium
And tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium (inhale)
And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium.

There's sulfur, californium and fermium, berkelium
And also mendelevium, einsteinium and nobelium
And argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc and rhodium
And chlorine, carbon, cobalt, copper, tungsten, tin and sodium.

These are the only ones of which the news has come to Harvard,
And there may be many others but they haven't been discovered.

The Elements
(© 1959, Lehrer Records)

From -- 'More of Tom Lehrer'
Lyrics by -- Tom Lehrer
Original Music Score by -- Sir Arthur Sullivan


Since the release of this song, some four decades ago, there have indeed been more element discoveries -- eleven in fact. Seven of these "discovered" elements have been named thus far. I'm sure that there are many more still unknown to man, but never-the-less known to their Creator, our Lord God Almighty.

Can a child of God otherwise impress his or her school mates and teachers by memorizing this song? -- Ask our 10 year old daughter. Last year her 4th grade Science teacher, when asking the class if anyone knew what an "element" was, made our daughter stop at 'vanadium' after she had recited the first 5 lines of this song. With her mouth still dropped open in awe, and the other children in wide-eyed "shock", the teacher then apparently regained her composure long enough to tell the class that they would be learning all about the elements "next year". LOL!

So as a personal challange, go ahead and memorize all that you can. Regardless of how old you are, it "may prove useful to some of you someday perhaps, in a somewhat bizzare set of circumstances...".

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